Day 7: Two for Tuesdays

Poem 1: Clean Poem

"Too long, too long, too long in the shower!
You take too long in the shower!"
In my defense, I have a lot to do:
Shampoo, condition, shave, and bathe.
I'm a dirty girl. It takes me a while
to get clean.


Poem 2: Dirty Poem

First, I go to the bathroom
by my favorite tree. Then I pluck
my ball out of a puddle and
chew on that for a while.
Then I rub along the fence,
trying to scratch that itch.
Then, it's off for a roll
in the garden, just for fun.
Uh-oh: Bath time!